9/5~9/7

Friday

My sister's father in law asked me "Do you know how to play chess?"

So, I said yes.

And he said "Let's play chess with me sometime.

Honestly, I don't know how to play chess.





Saturday

I asked my niece if she could help to do my homework.

She asked me if I could pay her.

So, I asked "How much?"

She said "One dollar per page."

Fortunately, I am rich.





Sunday

I went to the Mc Donald's to buy my lunch.

A clerk said to me "May I help you, sir?"

I ordered two Mc chicken sandwich and midium drink.

But, she gave me big size cup.

I thought 'What the ....'